I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize