please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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