I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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