and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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