The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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