It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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