Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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