White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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