he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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