Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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