# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Randomize
