I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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