..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
