It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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