(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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