This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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