What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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