I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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