just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
