Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
