Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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