ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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