I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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