In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I think I am morally bankrupt
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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