fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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