Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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