nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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