I wish I only lived at night.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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