its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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