Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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