Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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