Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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