Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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