D3 body, D1 cock
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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