I hate all girls vehemently.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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