Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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