I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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