nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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