is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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