in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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