You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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