actually, I'm a sock model
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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