marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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