His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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