Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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