kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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