is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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