If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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