Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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