i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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