okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
