thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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