You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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